Why is it weird when I say I take a look at my shit when I'm done pushing it out...
(the way I just said that is weird, but that's not the question/answer/confusion)

What if your shit was greenish-purple, you would be scared right? And go straight to the doctor..
Or, what is was perfectly shaped like a dog? You would have to make a picture, at least a mental one..

so you better take a good look at your shit =D