Master iz mad. He left a comment when I wasn't around. When I came home he was silent on me. When I read my comment, he stared. He waz mad. He sayz I went crazy with this posting. You have been posting crap, that can go the wrong way, he sayz. I understand, it still iz his blog. And all the fame just blown my head up. I'm just posting what I want, but I will be gentle in the future. Sorry Master. Hope I won't be grounded. I have to talk about nice bunniez in a green valley. I want to kill those bunniez in the green valley of death. Can I? I'm frustrated now. I want to do something. I prefer something evil. Doez someone know what'z evil, but won't get me into trouble? I can poison my eggz and feed them to humanz I don't like. The other day, I was walking down the street, with my nikiez onn. I waz windowshopping. Then some fat guy rushed. I didn't only saw him running, I felt it. The ground shaked. I looked at him. I saw his manboobz go up and down. It was funny, but I didn't laugh, I had respect. He on the other hand, or fat hand. Rushed till he was a meter away. I looked up, wanted to say "Goodafternoon, Sir". Before I could say it, the fat guy grabbed me. I waz shocked and said "Goo". The fat guy drooled all over me. He wanted to take a bite. I pooped on him. Jumped out of his fat handz and took it for a run. Fact:. Fat guyz can't run fast. All of this just to please Master. See Master? I love you.


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