Thanx for having me. It's a pleasure. I understand for some humanz my postz are confusing. Am I using a difficult vocabulary? Long sentencez? Don't like our kind? You need to get used to it, Master isn't posting, and I'm loving it. I woke up this morning, lost some featherz, Master was still asleep. I tried to go back to sleep, but I couldn't. I stood up and made some breakfast. Made some eggz, scrambled eggz, shakin'. When breakfast was ready I went to wake up Master. But he was lying really funny and making weird voices. He was dreaming I suppose. A, I also dreamed last night, fact:. We dream. I dreamed I was in danger, dreamed I was boiling in a pan of soup. I thought my last minute has come. I screamed, fact:. We scream. All of a sudden, I heard a sound, like a loud-jungle-voice. Then something crashed through the window, it was Master. Master with a hairy chest, a leather flap between his legz, half a bunnysuit and some weird alien earz on. He grabbed my chickinnbutt and ripped me out of the soup. Then he jumped through the window again, I just used the door. Then I woke up. I woke up Master with some breakfast in bed. Master was very happy. fact:. We make happy.


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